names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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