where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
