some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I came so hard my ears popped.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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