Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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