Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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