Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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