I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Why did my mother make you get naked?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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