First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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