Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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