I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It's official drugs can't kill me
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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