I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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