I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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