whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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