Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word

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(212): View more from New York

he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.

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(310): View more from California

i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."

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(936): View more from Texas

I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".

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(501): View more from Arkansas

we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"

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(914): View more from New York

Drunk. I slept-stripped.

(914): View more from New York

By myself.

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(970): View more from Colorado

we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!

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(530): View more from California

Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby

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