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he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby