kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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