If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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