Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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