Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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