The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
