alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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