but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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