And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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