I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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