just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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