You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
