and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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