week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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