You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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