just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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