In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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