i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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