By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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