i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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