my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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