so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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