Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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