New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
