there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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