There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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