weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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