How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
