You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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