I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
