Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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