Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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