Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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