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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Its only 8 and she is already passed out

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  Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!

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• (415): View more from California

  if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?

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• (707): View more from California

  I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse

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• (380): View more from Ohio

  She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Do I really need this much space in my mouth?

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  Are you already high?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  mcfuck me up

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  MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.

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• (518): View more from New York

  True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...

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