I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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