Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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