You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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