No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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