she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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