yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
he thought i was a dude.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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