My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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